When I was 12, my father (Sir Jeffery Feimster) taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it. šÆ
Iāve learned there are two types of people in this world who donāt have beards… women and children. š§ š¶
A real manās beard can only be trimmed by fire. š„
Rule 1: Respect the beard. ā
Rule 2: Fear the beard. š
Being
ExceptionalĀ
Among
Regular
Dudes
Beard Up or Shut UpĀ š¤.
The Bearded Life is the Good Life.Ā š§