When I was 12, my father taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it. 💯
I’ve learned there are two types of people in this world who don’t have beards… women and children. 👧 👶
A real man’s beard can only be trimmed by fire. 🔥
Rule 1: Respect the beard. ✊
Rule 2: Fear the beard. 🙌
Beard Up or Shut Up 🤐.
The Bearded Life is the Good Life. 🧔