A Real Man’s Beard Can Only Be Trimmed By Fire

When I was 12, my father (Sir Jeffery Feimster) taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it. 💯

I’ve learned there are two types of people in this world who don’t have beards… women and children. 👧 👶

A real man’s beard can only be trimmed by fire. 🔥

Rule 1: Respect the beard. ✊ 
Rule 2: Fear the beard. 🙌

Being
Exceptional 
Among
Regular
Dudes

Beard Up or Shut Up 🤐.

The Bearded Life is the Good Life. 🧔

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