A Real Man’s Beard Can Only Be Trimmed By Fire

William Shakespeare on Beards

When I was 12, my father taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it.ย ๐Ÿ’ฏ

Iโ€™ve learned there are two types of people in this world who donโ€™t have beards… women and children. ๐Ÿ‘ง ๐Ÿ‘ถ

A real manโ€™s beard can only be trimmed by fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Rule 1: Respect the beard. โœŠ 
Rule 2: Fear the beard. ๐Ÿ™Œ

Being
Exceptional 
Among
Regular
Dudes

Beard Up or Shut Up ๐Ÿค.

The Bearded Life is the Good Life. ๐Ÿง”

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