Dear Iran: We’ll Leave the Light On for Ya 💡

I’m going to defer to General “Mad Dog” Mattis on this one…

Reporter: What keeps you up at night? 🤔

Mattis: *without hesitating* Nothing. I keep others awake at night. 😱

Or for those who speak Trick Daddy, “If you want some, come get some, ’cause where I’m from we tote big guns…” 💥

In case you feel like doing something stupid, our address is 1776 Freedom Lovers Blvd.

We’ll be sure to leave the light on for ya! 💡

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