With the current demand of toilet paper, I want to address one of the greatest tragedies no one seems to be talking about; single ply toilet paper.
I am speaking about the toilet paper that you can not only see through, but many times you’re unfortunately able to get in touch with yourself during its use.
This is often the default toilet paper used at locations which must stock toilet paper but otherwise aren’t really in the business of caring about assholes or how they feel after we’re reminded (daily?) of what happens if you eat regularly. Examples include gas stations, hotels, the majority of restaurants, etc.
I want to go on record saying I believe single ply toilet paper is a violation of basic human rights.