Hustlers don't sleep, they nap.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, […]
In both professional and personal environments, there seems to be much debate with what the *right* temperature setting for a thermostat is. Have we came together and agreed on a precise temperature setting for our species yet? If so, can someone forward me the cliff notes because I missed that […]
Basically, you can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can. Masks are useless, but maybe you have to wear one, it can save you, it is useless, but maybe it is mandatory as well. Stores are closed, except those that are open. You […]
What happens when a Coast Guardsman, Soldier and Marine get together? They obviously find the nearest brewery and walk in like a boss!
When I was 12, my father taught me how to be a man. He took me to the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it. 💯 I’ve learned there are two types of people in this world who don’t have beards… women and children. 👧 👶 A real man’s beard can only […]